.you showed me.

and then there is this,
the best rant about housing in new york

.hungover.

(I don't know
why
the last post is so very small)

But this
(this right here - it's a link dumbasses)
is what should be
on the subway.

.in chinatown.

subway rules and, of course, rants. part one:

* Men, I don't care if its sexist or whatever, give up your seat for me or any other woman who comes on. I've been wearing insane shoes all day (wedges with the base less than 1/2 an inch) and I want to fucking sit down. Men, no matter what you think, you're shoes are not uncomfortable. Mine are. Move it.

* Anyone over 300 lbs. shouldn't really take the subway. It's a lot of stairs - take the bus. I don't care. I'm not a skinny mini, but you people take up why too much space and when you huff and puff up the stairs I feel bad. Really, really bad. But angry. Mostly angry.

* If you can take the V train, take it. Get the fuck off the F train.

* Guys: don't flirt/hit on/whatever with girls. It's fucking gross but mostly annoying. Life doesn't work that way; except for that guy with the weird hair and the rose cheeked Aussie (cynic me says: give them a month but romantic me says: how cute, I hope they make it). Just because you are listening to Barry White on full blast on your headphones doesn't mean you're romantic. I had to sit next to a nice girl and the guy facing her wouldn't leave her alone. She was polite but had to get off at the next stop and get on the next car. Screw you guys.

* Mariachi bands - you are not welcome. Why are they always so small?

* You are so not allowed to open your bags and put out an entire meal out and eat it like you're at home. What is that? Why?

* Don't sit with your legs stretched out when it's packed - that is so not cool

* Don't sit with your legs open wide taking up essentially two seats - that is so not cool.

* Morning: I'm sleepy, I don't want to be awake. Night: fuck you I fucking hate you.

* You know what's easier than reading a book? Reading a book without your fucking sunglasses on. What the fuck is that? Am I suppose to be impressed? Or think you're a celebrity? I don't think they take the '2'. I hate you. I really do.

* Don't sit at the seat under the map! People lean over you and its really annoying. People should just buy one of those credit card sized maps or the ones that you can put on your iPod.

* Guys (again): If a girl is sitting and you're standing - face away. Do not put your crotch in my face. It's gross but there is no where else to look and I will look at your crotch. Not because I think you're gosh so handsome with your sweat covered shirt and hair coming out of every angle but I wish I weren't look at your and your crotch. Ew!

* Take your backpack off! For the love of fucking god! It's taking up so much room and know where there's room to put it, on the floor. You know where legs which are, in general, much thinner than people's shoulder's span. Why are there so many people walking around that look like they're hiking? Where are you hiking? Why don't I know about this?

* Family of southern hick idiots. Just don't go on the subway. I hate you. Everyone hates you with your 'I Heart New York' shirts.

* Move to the center of the train! What's wrong with you people?!?! Move!

* Let people off the train! Can you not hear the conductor? Are you the rudest human being on the planet? You're not getting a seat anyways so just stop it.

* It was me who farted. Get over it.

* Don't go on the subway with your coffee. If need to explain that than you're a lost cause.

* Mind the gap. Really.

* If you just got through the turntables and hear the train coming in; you won't make it so don't push past me to try and get it. I would trip you if the fall was bigger but at that distance there wouldn't really be much damage.

* Don't get to the surface and stand their like a fish out of water. Move. Okay, so you don't know where you're going but I do so get out of my way!

* If a train comes in packed you should get on it and push and push until you do. You know why? Because there is a train directly behind the one you're pushing onto and that one is empty and therefor, more room for me. Hooray! I win!

* Don't ask because, yes, that is urine.


I'll think of more but I'm usually too angry to remember. God damn MTA. Fucking $2 a ride. Uuuuugggghhhh. And the only other way to get to work is the M23 which is slower than a chicken! No really! It is!

.and I was really in love.

Why does every song tell me to dance?
I do not wish to dance. I wish sit here and
calmly
listen to this song.

Thank you.

.looked into your eyes.

this post
old news in new york

the surveillance images
of the preppy killer
in his newest
blunder

jackass.
"tiny girl raped me in central park"
biggest douche
of new york

and that takes a lot

but these photos
are great
the pairing of them
is genius
great composition

don't you think?