.on the floor.

I know it's been a while, actually over a month. There is now something missing in my life that I will never have back but I have warm memories and a family that I'm not only stuck with, but I would actually pick if I had the chance.

So, here's another list, just to cover what I've missed.....

1. My left 'shift' key is broken and i can't possibly tell you how fucking annoying that is.
2. at work, I was sent this by my boss and I love that she knows me that well (i also love that while the entire department was looking at the site, the ED walked by, looking....confused)
3. Similar note; inky loves german cat beef jerky. Thanks German intern!
4. I made my gazpacho (now totally organic and from farmer's markets) which may not seem that important to you, but it's my unofficial marker of summer.
5. Oh, Republicans, you sure know how to keep things interesting and different! (I liked seeing Lindsey Graham and Mitt Romney dodge David Gregory's questions about the party and go on to say that the most important thing is for Gov. Mark Sanford and his wife to stay together - fuck loving or liking each other, protect marriage by staying together in quiet desperation!)
6. Check out this sweet blog: unconsumption
7. Fuck you to the girl (note: not some old hag, but a girl my age) on the subway the other day who I was trying to go by, unsuccessfully because her and her two huge purses wouldn't move. I said "excuse me" and she still didn't move until she turned to me and snapped "You could say 'excuse me' instead of just pushing pass me!!" I turned to her and said, "I did" as she let me go by. I mouthed bitch to her but I wish, oh how I wish, I would have said, "I did say 'excuse me', maybe you would have heard it if you got off your high horse". Oh but I thought of it too late, as is always the case. But seriously, it's rush hour, in New York on the damn subway, fuck manners, I just want to make it through this horror. It was just the tone that did me in. God! I want to see her again and punch her in the face.
8. Need a new wallet. The zipper to the change pocket is stuck immobilizing my change-getting-ness.
9. Do you know how much I would have paid to see Sasha Obama slam Rahm Emmanuel in the dunk tank? Seriously, like ALL OF IT. Every. last. Penny. Why is there no video of this? Come on YouTube!
10. I love this photo.
11. And the wisest thing I heard in the last month was from Curtis, my doorman (yes, I know, I live in a doorman building, shoot me, okay?), Laugh while you still can.