10.20.2009

.i wish we could.

Now we know.
A New York minute is 27 seconds.

Got to love WikiAnswers and the
people of Yahoo Answers.

My oh my.

I hope people aren't
seriously asking if there is an
actual difference
in time between a
New York minute
and
a 60 second minute.

10.19.2009

.all the buildings.

Bloomberg is (probably) officially going to
win the election,
even if I protest it.
If only I had the ears
of eight million people.
And the money to make them
forget
that it's morally wrong
to change the rules for yourself.

I want to change the rules for
myself too.
I want to go to work
one day a week,
and get paid
twice
what I do now.
Because I say it's a work week.
And because I say I get a raise.

Hooray me!

I made s'mores tonight.
Didn't taste the same,
but still filled my gooey/sweet craving.


(image from the Burns for Mayor site/coalition - more about them is this article as well which has videos as well including one that mentions the sale of Staten Island to New Jersey which is always an option people!)

10.16.2009

.and bounce off.

What is a "smaller thirst occasion"?
This is one of the greatest corporate statements ever released.
Ever.
Don't doubt me.

10.13.2009

.alleys.

I'm back!
(well, that's nothing new)
Socialist health care for all.
Katie Price for none.

The Rose Lipped Batfish for those who care:

(trip observations and mayoral race comments post debate)