.of what was around you.

This "article" (I use the term loosely with Gawker posts - they border between news reporting and sensational opinions - which is why I love them) made me laugh out loud and I hope it brings a bit of sunshine in your sad, pathetic life.

.never aware.

The best news story of the month (from the Guardian):

Outrage at Grazia magazine after an intern who was sent out regularly to buy skinny lattes for the beauty desk announced at the end of her stint on the mag that she had in fact been buying them all full-fat ones.

.if you were.

Overheard (on the phone) on the bus
in Brooklyn the other day:

Yeah, you know Edible Arrangements?
Yeah, yeah, it's, like fruit and stuff. Yeah, yeah.
We're getting a really nice one and we're bring in to shabbat.
I know! It'll be really nice!

Classy.
(is that served along side the challah or at dessert)

.a beautiful view.

Every year it's
hilarious
to see how the new
New Years
numbers
make it to Times Square.
(my absolute favorite was a few years ago when it was on the 4/5/6 line - how did it get through the turnstiles?)

And this year is no different.

Of course,
my biggest thought was
Damn,
that guy is wearing shorts?!?!

Wind chill was like 18 yesterday.


PS: Who else loved the girls from Newark last night on the Daily Show?

.oh what.

I'll get in the
swing of things!
Cross my heart.

I'm mostly
obsessed
with this video of and
octopus.

Seriously,
check out how cool it is.

.at the same time.

Kid (okay, like 19/20 yr. old)
next to me on
the train,
"Women are like buses,
they come every 15 minutes"

Take what you want
from that.
I'm still trying to wrap my head
around that.