.and they're always be something there for you.

I always thought Anthony Weiner (Dem Congressman from Brooklyn)
was, eh, okay.
But now!
Now he's my hero!

.maybe mother told you true.

How come the funniest
job postings
are for things I'm utterly
not qualified.

Like this one.

Or the Time Out web developer job
that was written entirely in code.

Curse you geeks!

.and oh...

It's not my fault,
you made me yell at you.
I was on the phone with
my mother
and you started harassing me
in your ugly low-rider.
I don't care if it was the Bronx
and I was wearing a skirt,
a girl is trying to listen to her
mother.

That's why I had to yell at you.
That's why I had to scream,
"You can fuck off now"
in the middle of the street.
Near children.

I hate you.