.take an atmospheric leap.

11:55pm
December 30th, 2010:
The first fall-on-my-butt-from-the-ice fall of the season.

*golf claps*

*bows to audience*
Thank you.
Thank you.

I'll be here all winter.

.climb to her fingernail and leap, yeah.

Before I share more
stories
from the blizzard,
I wanted to share this:

Last night I went to go see
True Grit
(another great Coen brothers movie - surprise, surprise)
at the AMC near Lincoln Center
(really fun theater)
and there was a preview
for Transformers 3: Dark Side of the Moon
and right when the title came up
there was a loud noise
from the front
and was simply this:
the sound of man faking a single vomit.

Perfect.

The crowd cheered.
For him,
not Michael Bay.

.to that statue with the dictionary.

Transit Horror Story, Part 1

Just look at this on the MTA website this morning.

.climb to her fingernail and.

This is how I feel today.

.to that statue with the dictionary.

I don't know if this make me

hate this city

or love it.

.if you run, you can run.

ME

 Hi! Can I have a cheese sandwich with lettuce and tomato and mayo on a sesame bagel?

Murray's Bagels Worker 

Huh?

ME

 A cheese sandwich with lettuce and tomato and mayo on a sesame bagel.

MBW 

 What meat do you want on it?

ME

 No meat, just cheese.

MBW 

No meat?

ME

 Nope

MBW 

That doesn't make any sense. You're crazy.

ME

 Ummmm......

(End Scene)