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so there's this
guy
animal
thing
who lives across the street
and stands outside
and makes that
about-to-hock-a-loogie
noise every 30 minutes
and i have the windows
open
because it's
nice
outside.
dear guy, animal, thing: stop it.
if i hear it
one more time
i will vomit
and lean out the window
and it will land on you.
so,
for the sack of all
stop it.