.unbelievable.

I'm starting to wonder if
politicians
who represent New York
start because they care about
New York
or
they just want to be president?

Remember when
everyone hated Giuliani
(although remember when he was in drag - one of several times in public - on SNL and he was Robert De Niro's mother or something like that? that was classic)
He cheated on his wife.
And
used to be married to his
second cousin.

Remember when
Bloomberg
pretty much bought the mayorship?
Oh yeah that's still happening.
(props on green-ifing New York, no props on taking a SUV to the subway to get to work and "relate to the common man" - on a subnote you know that middle class in New York means you make like $80k? - riiiigggghhht)
Also,
if he isn't running for president,
why the fuck is the mayor of New York
in Oklahoma?
What the fuck?

Remember when
Clinton
was viewed as a heinous bitch
who just stayed her husband
so she could use him to run for
president?
(although that works in a bitchy sort of way)