.but when the wind is in your hair.

This was actually printed in the Columbia Spectator last week. Actual editors read this and thought, yes, let’s print this. Christina Liu actually typed this and thought (a) this is real and this needs to be exposed and (b) that she’s a good writer (from an Ivy League newspaper I’d expect, oh I don’t know, good journalism). I feel bad, sorta, but this girl will probably never write another article for any newspaper ever again. Of course, she is probably working for the Chinese government and hey, lets annoy her on Facebook!