.and I've got gin.

I love Kinder chocolate. It seriously is amazing chocolate and the best part is that it's German and Kinder is obviously "children" in German (wait! Wikipedia says it's Italian - but why are the boxes always in German?). Is that like, telling us why it's so yummy (kinder chocolate is PEOPLE!) or who it's targeted to....like renaming the Wall Street Journal Grown Ups. Kinder Suprise Egg has chocolate and a toy! And as a 23 year old, I still find that awesome. But I found these Happy Hippos at Economy Candy and I thought, damn, those look really upsetting. Hey fat kid! Look what the other children can yell at you when you eat these for lunch.

But you should know, these are tasty. I ate them all. I need more and I shall have more.

This is a courtesy post. Go! Buy weird chocolates from Europe! Be freeeeeeee.