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Three Stories in Stupidity

1. Organic gardens are bad (aka: I guess we know for what lobbying firm Dick Cheney is working for)
   
2. I love my child but what a pain in the ass (aka: just because people know who you are and you have money that doesn't give you class)
   
3. Jeff Goldblum is stalking me (no real link I've just run into him more times than is normal - any more than one is weird)