(flip record to side 4A)

New York State
seriously?
really?
huh?

I'll admit I didn't follow
the whole thing
last month
with a watchful eye
but between
Espada (what a creeper)
and
Paterson not being able to
appoint a Lt. Governor
(is he expecting to be caught as Client #10?)

I'm just confused.
Are we trying to out-corrupt Chicago?
Or out-dysfunction California?
(Okay, I was walking to Chelsea Market today for lunch when I walked by two small parks, you know the little ones usually near or in housing projects, with those weird limbless animal fountains just gushing water and I thought, take that California, that's what you get for continuing to blow-up New York in your movies, jerks)

Mmmm....which one?

Oh!
Oh!
And the fucking naked cowboy,
who isn't naked at all which is a total jip,
is running for mayor.
We're gearing up for a real free-for-all-freak-fest aren't we?
(still voting for Rev. Billy)

There is a reason I just
stopped
watching the local news.