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I wanted to share with
you all
the horrors of my
$6.25 egg salad sandwich
Seriously,
$6.25.
I walked in this little resturant
on Grand Street
looking for an
awesome
deli cheese sandwich.
They had none
so I thought,
hey, egg salad is just as good.

No.
It wasn't.

Look at this bread!
In a Jewish neighborhood!
A shande!
Generic and lifeless.
You can tell how crappy it was
from the photo alone.

And the egg salad itself?
How and when was this made?
I have no idea.
No more words can describe the
disappointment.

Anyone know where to buy a cheese sandwich in Chinatown and/or Lower East Side with none-Kraft cheese, fresh lettuce and that soft, yummy perfect rye? I'd die for one.