9.24.2009
9.16.2009
.your name sing.
Don't you think enough
time
has gone by that
we can
stop
blasting Michael Jackson from
our car speakers, eh people?
9.12.2009
.they would make.

This was found in the latest catalogue sent to my residence from Urban Outfitters. I mean, this is truly hideous and I can not understand why they would subject me, a common citizens, to this horror. As to the 90s clothing revival: hey, I loved the Courtney Love babydoll floral dress with combat boots with the rest of them, but seriously dressing like this is a great example of why we actually need the fashion police roaming the streets.
And harem pants?!? No. I've actually seen this on people. Normal people. Not just models and hipsters, like every day people who used to wear skinny jeans.
It's Soylent Green-esq madness!
9.11.2009
.to march out.
9.08.2009
.for a marching band.
I guess
everyone
in the city gets a
voter guide
for the primaries next Tuesday,
I got this in the mail:
This gives me a chance
to do what I've
always
wanted to do,
vote purely on looks!
Sigh,
I guess I just
can't get the facts.
9.03.2009
.wide enough.
Everyone in the art world should
read
this interview with
Charles Saatchi.
Wow.
I didn't know if I was
laughing
with him
or
at him.
But I guess that's his brand of...."genius"?
9.01.2009
.my mouth.
*sigh*
I love you John Oliver.
I'll be in your homeland soon,
but not in a
stalk-y way.
Really!
I also have a girl crush
on my hairdresser
(well, I guess my hairdresser,
I've never had my hair cut in New York
and the usual
frequency of me in a
salon chair
is about twice a year...tops)
who did an
amazing job.
My hair is so soft
and I can't stop touching it.
In a weird, creepy way, yes.