.my mouth.

*sigh*
I love you John Oliver.

I'll be in your homeland soon,
but not in a
stalk-y way.
Really!

I also have a girl crush
on my hairdresser
(well, I guess my hairdresser,
I've never had my hair cut in New York
and the usual
frequency of me in a
salon chair
is about twice a year...tops)
who did an
amazing job.

My hair is so soft
and I can't stop touching it.
In a weird, creepy way, yes.