.but you're freaking me out.

Heart to Jesus,
I am not lying
when I say that during the course
of this
week,
I've seen a good 5 three-legged dogs.

And no,
it hasn't been the same one.

That's higher than usual,
right?
What is the three-legged dog: four-legged dog ratio
in New York?
Obviously more than
anywhere else
I've ever lived in or been.