.i had seven faces.: .like, "he's my lower half," you laughed.

.things i've seen on the subway.

a European football league
a fully naked non-masturbating man
a half-naked masturbating man
birds
breakdancers
cats
cellist (playing his cello)
couples breaking up
couples making out
dogs
eggshells
Jesse Eisenberg
large mounds of potting soil
limbless beggar
man in full fur coat
man is scuba gear in the summertime
man shoving an entire head of lettuce in his mouth at once
mariachi bands
office chair (being sat on)
person reading a book upside down
poop
rabbits
sailors
several bottles filled with yellow liquid
Tibetan monks on the way to a protest
women putting on eyeliner (very impressive)