.that whore Irene.

Here's my hurricane kit:

Included:

a 6 pack of Brooklyn Lager

Pop Tarts (because my mom mentioned them and I immediately wanted them)

cranberry juice

milk

cat food

wheat germ (just to be health, ya'll)

headphones

movies

Jonathan Safran Foer's Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

X-acto knife

Dodger, my gnome/protector

reed diffuser (in case I die and my body is rotting in the apartment, it'll cover the scent and give me time to turn into a mummy/soap and therefor be donated to the Mutter Museum; I'm okay with this logic, please don't question it)

(not picture: boring stuff like jars of water and flashlights)

Aaaaaand, that's it.
I'm totally ready guys.

Also, see this post on what New Yorkers are doing to prepare. It's funny and very, very true.