.half puerto rican chinese.
I am a piece of
political shit
(down Andre Serranos! down!).
it's tuesday
and i didn't vote.
I am such a schlub.
I went for a walk Sunday (a great walk!)
and was
bombarded
by flyers and such
but Paul Newell was the only one
I came across
who was actually standing there
shaking hands,
explaining policies
and generally being a nice guy
(although, in an awful suit! maybe his new job will pay him more).
I wanted to vote for you Paul!
But I thought,
hey, i'll vote after work.
Did I?
No, I left work at 6, went to a 6:30 lecture,
got out late
(apparently I have no sense of time today)
and farted around with some people from school
until I got home too late!
I'm so sorry Paul!
*cries*
PAAAAUUUULLLLLLLL
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UPDATED: PAUL!!!! I'm sorry! But 25% - that's pretty good for a 33 year old against one of the most powerful men in the state! You go little guy!
And Kevin Powell - I want to think you're cool as you relate to the good days of television in my very young youth, but I still find you annoying. You'll never outrun that argument with Julie, will you? I still think it's a classic moment in TV history. Sorry Kevin, I'll never see past that.
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