.in front of the east coast.

Again, I don't know if this is talked about as much in the rest of the world but the number one topic conversation from Friday, through the weekend and into today is VPILF. The fact that everyone is calling her VPILF just shows the complete lack of respect she is receiving from the country. On that note....

RE: VP Pick
Dear John McCain,

Thanks! (you fucking hypocrite)

Love (Love, love, LOVE),
The Democrats

PS: Nancy and Howard say hi but you'll see them all over the place soon anyway.

What is this magical piece of heaven you have sent us in the form of a governor from the largest state in the country? Seriously, what the fuck is she and what planet did she come from? She's like, Ted Nugent's dream girl (okay, maybe she's like 20 years too old but still). I don't need to talk about how she doesn't know what the Vice President does, how she's hiding her teenage daughters first child as her own (OMG! maybe her daughter and Jamie Lynn Spears could be BFFs), how she has less experience than my left butt check, how she has the most annoying voice ever, how she's being used like a cheap whore to win the female vote (nothing says I relate to most women like hunting and letting your teenage daughter get pregnant - I don't understand the reasoning that we should applaud these people for not getting abortions, pro-choicers don't advocate having abortions all over the place just because. And if her daughter did have an abortion it's none of our god damn business!), is living in a state who's addition to the country is still questioned - I mean, Hawii is like, pretty, and looks like an evil teacher one would have in 1st grade. I won't talk about those things, everyone else has already.

To be honest, I would be shocked if she was still the pick by the end of this month. I have feeling, the "I need to stay and keep care of my family" excuse might come into play but the bitch seems more ambitious than Hillary Clinton, so we'll see.

I'm also enjoying Bristol Palin's baby's daddy's MySpace recap found here and here. What a catch! He seems like the type who has fathered half the children in the county.

UPDATED: This is seriously all anyone is New York is talking about. Walking to lunch I did not hear a single conversations (sans the mystery ones in Spanish) that wasn't about this. And not in a Dark Knight sort of way but in a smug, fuck yeah the Democrats have it made sort of way. Even a photographer who is having his book published by us and is traveling around the world only wanted to talk about this! We've all come to the conclusion that abstinence education has the reverse effect. Telling teenagers to ignore their insanely strong instincts is dumb. Sex and hormones and the word "no". Need I say more?


OTHER FUN NEWS:
- Giggle, he's so cute!
- This indicates how bored people can get and easily they can get amused.
- Even the fashion world is following the amount of the dollar - one day it won't cost an entire year's salary to visit my favorite city.
- What a great non-NY Post headline.
- .Also in fashion, look how freaking awesome Todd Oldham's Old Navy collection is. Fuck Top Design, give me these clothes
- I mean, who thought this would be a bad idea? Oh, EVERYONE!