.to see in all directions.

Hi, I'm still alive.....but this is how I used to feel.

.open our eyes.

Sixth Avenue is the reason why terrorists hate America.

.i wish we could.

Now we know.
A New York minute is 27 seconds.

Got to love WikiAnswers and the
people of Yahoo Answers.

My oh my.

I hope people aren't
seriously asking if there is an
actual difference
in time between a
New York minute
and
a 60 second minute.

.all the buildings.

Bloomberg is (probably) officially going to
win the election,
even if I protest it.
If only I had the ears
of eight million people.
And the money to make them
forget
that it's morally wrong
to change the rules for yourself.

I want to change the rules for
myself too.
I want to go to work
one day a week,
and get paid
twice
what I do now.
Because I say it's a work week.
And because I say I get a raise.

Hooray me!

I made s'mores tonight.
Didn't taste the same,
but still filled my gooey/sweet craving.

(image from the Burns for Mayor site/coalition - more about them is this article as well which has videos as well including one that mentions the sale of Staten Island to New Jersey which is always an option people!)

.and bounce off.

What is a "smaller thirst occasion"?
This is one of the greatest corporate statements ever released.
Ever.
Don't doubt me.

.alleys.

I'm back!
(well, that's nothing new)
Socialist health care for all.
Katie Price for none.

The Rose Lipped Batfish for those who care:

(trip observations and mayoral race comments post debate)

.and bend through.

Yeah, on a bento box kick,
not like I have one
or make them.
Just, you know,
looking at pictures.

And I will always love
Dr. Dean (a great interview in that link)
and he'll always remind me of
Mr. Danson's class.

Well, I'm outy - see you back in the states on the 3rd.

.your name sing.

Don't you think enough
time
has gone by that
we can
stop
blasting Michael Jackson from
our car speakers, eh people?

.they would make.

This was found in the latest catalogue sent to my residence from Urban Outfitters. I mean, this is truly hideous and I can not understand why they would subject me, a common citizens, to this horror. As to the 90s clothing revival: hey, I loved the Courtney Love babydoll floral dress with combat boots with the rest of them, but seriously dressing like this is a great example of why we actually need the fashion police roaming the streets.

And harem pants?!? No. I've actually seen this on people. Normal people. Not just models and hipsters, like every day people who used to wear skinny jeans.

It's Soylent Green-esq madness!

.to march out.

Look who wears purple Chucks!

You know who else loves purple Chucks?
Me!
(high tops, obviously)

MObama just became my patron saint of cool.

.for a marching band.

I guess
everyone
in the city gets a
voter guide
for the primaries next Tuesday,
I got this in the mail:



















This gives me a chance
to do what I've
always
wanted to do,
vote purely on looks!


















Sigh,
I guess I just
can't get the facts.

.wide enough.

Everyone in the art world should
read
this interview with
Charles Saatchi.

Wow.
I didn't know if I was
laughing
with him
or
at him.

But I guess that's his brand of...."genius"?

.my mouth.

*sigh*
I love you John Oliver.

I'll be in your homeland soon,
but not in a
stalk-y way.
Really!

I also have a girl crush
on my hairdresser
(well, I guess my hairdresser,
I've never had my hair cut in New York
and the usual
frequency of me in a
salon chair
is about twice a year...tops)
who did an
amazing job.

My hair is so soft
and I can't stop touching it.
In a weird, creepy way, yes.

.if i could open.

Barney Frank is a bitch and I LOVE him for it:

.and Hudson.

Not in the mood for a full post, so here's one of my list:

1. In a not-at-all-weirdo way, I just wanted to say that I think Selena Gomez is super cute and awesome. I'm at a lost why Miley Cyrus is more popular than this girl. Her show, Wizards of Waverly Place (although very much not New York at all), is too cute. She doesn't dress like a slut and helps with UNICEF.
2. Why is everyone picking on my husband Rahm? Sigh, I'll be there for you; we'll scream expletives at each other.
3. Oh Tom DeLay, how the self-righteous have fallen.
4. Seriously, Shakira, what the fuck? What the hell is this? A song for the ladies and video for the guy?
5. My cat is in my way. My boyfriends cats are insanely indifferent to me.
6. If you mention health care to me I will rip your head off.
   

.of the East River.

Javier Bardem is in town shooting Eat, Pray, Something Something (let me guess, she travels the world and finds a hot Spaniard and falls for him even though she has a something stable back home). I shall find him and offer his this photo. Then, maybe he'll marry me and dump the hideously ugly Penelope Cruz (no, seriously, I love her too).

.making a lake.

I wanted to share with
you all
the horrors of my
$6.25 egg salad sandwich
Seriously,
$6.25.
I walked in this little resturant
on Grand Street
looking for an
awesome
deli cheese sandwich.
They had none
so I thought,
hey, egg salad is just as good.

No.
It wasn't.

Look at this bread!
In a Jewish neighborhood!
A shande!
Generic and lifeless.
You can tell how crappy it was
from the photo alone.

And the egg salad itself?
How and when was this made?
I have no idea.
No more words can describe the
disappointment.

Anyone know where to buy a cheese sandwich in Chinatown and/or Lower East Side with none-Kraft cheese, fresh lettuce and that soft, yummy perfect rye? I'd die for one.

.where you are.

Visit my 'hood
thanks to Time Out New York.
(not being sarcastic, cross my heart)

.i'd bring it to.

Obama drinks Bud Light?
Bullshit.
I don't buy that for
a second.
Some aid or
someone
in the Communications department
told him to drink what the people drink.

He'd have Miller Lite at least.
Let's guess what beer Obama
actually drinks:
Blue Moon?
Carlsberg?
Blue Point?
Goose Island?

Mmmm....tres important

.of the isle of Manhattan.

Comments from a post on
a blog
about a photo exhibition:

Thanks for saying that. I never did understand photography as an art. How much art does it take to push a button?

I did like Lange's pics however.

and

Certainly true. On the other hand, you can have a pretty "good eye" if you take 50 shots of something. One of them is bound to turn out half-way decent.

Sigh.