(flip record to side 3B)

My head
almost
exploded yesterday when I
first heard about
these "changes" to the MTA/subway.
must
control...
kill!

Honestly,
I am never on the G, M, Z or W trains
(well, rarely)
but this seriously
fucks so many people.
You don't know how
much
I hate transfers and this forces people
to transfer trains more and more.

With a transfer, you wait for a train
(and with service being cut, it also means longer waits)
get on,
it's packed,
you get off and wait for another chunk
of ridiculous time
get on the train
it's packed.
Repeat.
I go out of my way just to not transfer.
I know most stops on the F
by heart
because I hate to transfer.

Oh sorry, buddy, I can't visit you
you live off the 2.

Remember, earlier this year
the MTA budgeted $700 per employee to replace
their trendy, beautiful vests.

What
the
fuck
?
!

Who runs this show?
Seriously, they need to be fired.
I'll be put in charge.
I can do this up.
What do you think?

(photo from NYTimes)