.go all the way.

New F trains are coming?!
Like the R, 6 & L trains.
No more ugly colors.
Less sitting room.
Less places to hold onto.
Computerized stop indicator.
Automatic voice!
Stand clear of the closing doors please
(which my cousin could imitate perfectly by the age of 8)
No more of that one conductor
on my morning commute who
says DeLANNNNcy
in the most nasalized voice ever.
Or the one who sounds like he
swallowed a bale of hay and
yells
"stand clear of the door!!!!!!"
when there are only like 10 people on the train.

*wipes forhead*

I am so looking
forward
to less smells
and cleaner
cars.
Sorry to those people
who
LOVE the old Times Square
and will hate the less
"gritty"
cars. Get over it.
You overly nostalgic,
crassholes.
If all apartments in the city
were cockroach-free
you'd complain about that too.
live under the BQE if you miss
that crap so much.